they are telling this story up in De Ridder about the feed store...it seems that a Louisiana cur dog...that is a high bred yellow dog favored by the ole time hog hunters, uncle john and fred spikes and such...a local citizen of that city twas walkin down the street with his cur 'some more', when off the banister of this fine porch jumped this persian beauty, and before lighting could strike the ground, that cat had whooped that cur dog...he had to be rushed by paramedics to the Baptist Hospital where his shredded particulars had to be severed, leaving him with a high pitch howl, if you could call it that...as soon as he had recovered physically, his owner took him out hunting for hogs up on upper Brushy Creek...the piney woods rooters had heard of what had happened, for it seems that words travel fast with the swine crowd...must be that muscadine wine they drank...well, these swine were just awaitin, they had made lais out of palmetto leaves and confederate roses and as that high pitch howl cur dog entered the woods, the snickering of those muscadine drunk piney woods rooters set in...full of off color comments of "his royal-hindness" while tossing out these palmetto\confederate rose lais before him as he entered the piney...as he tried to cur, his high pitch howl only set them off more...embarassed, his owner made ole "some more" jumped back into the truck...they headed to Houston and hired a big shot libel attorney and are suing this persian for bodily damages and humiliation unjustly inflicted on this innoncent yellow cur.....the case has not been brought to trial yet, for they cannot sequester a jury of his 'peers', and 99.99% of those interviewed for the jury have to be taken out of the court in hysterics...this trial will most likely take years to be resolved, and there will be no dependents to get the settlement, resulting from the injuries caused by the persian on this cur dog....stay tuned to court tv and fair and balanced newsnetworks for the latest update...
this was a close friend of mine...roscoe beauregard
