WHY MATHETICIANS, ECONOMISTS AND STATISTICIANS CAN'T GET TO HEAVEN
On the same day two 60 year olds, Edsel and Lexus are recalled and brought to the gates by the four horsemen; the first horse is a beautiful white Arabian that St. Peter comments must have been a trade acquired by Edwin Duhon from some Saudi Prince for some land in Holly Beach before Rita hit; The second was a few leopard spotted Appaloosa that St. Peter felt must have been broken by Chief Joseph himself.
Followed by the third, a mustang which must have been the one that put Buck Ramsey in the chair, and the last of the four is a scraggly, Florida cracker horse which must have been owned by Carl Sharp.
The two are delivered and placed in front of St. Peter and he begins his inquest of their lives.
The first, Edsel;
Comments that his life was spent on drink and drugs, to which St. Peter remarks that it says in the book of Genesis to take of the herbs of the fields, and that Jesus, did drank wine with the Apostles, and is given his gold card to get through the gate.
The second, Lexus;
In his inquisition by St. Peter is asked of his performance on earths terra floor; to which he remarks that his life was spent playing with some log rhythms while skewing some numbers, thus St. Peter shouts, you have broken one of the most holiest of commandments, thou shall not for not cate...The statistician in his most logical mind attempts to explain the method as how to skew some numbers while working with log rhythms, St. Peter becomes even more outraged charging him with blasphemy on top of the earlier charge. Thus Lexus is thrown from heaven to the fire below.
Remember, to get to heaven it is easier if you use drugs and drink, rather than to spend you life as a statistician who skew numbers or a mathaticians who plays with log rhythms.
